Oh Jack you are still the ladies man. Jack Nicholson once claimed he has had sex with over 1,000 different women. After the latest pictures of Jack's "slamming" body, I am not sure that any Viagra will get his wrinkly lard ass laid again. Take a look at those man boobs! They jiggle more then Oprah's thigh's (Still love you Oprah). I am a big fan of Nicholson's work so its hard to say that he is fat, disgusting, pot belly, double chin, engorged, blubber, disgusting...so lets just call him FULL of life.


