Shakira Has No Sex Tape!

Shakira our favorite Latin princess has no sex tape!

Rumors last week spread quickly across the media of the Columbian singer, Shakira engaging in a threesome with pop star Alejandro Sanz and her boyfriend, Antonio de la Rua.

It turns out an Argentinean DJ spread the rumors on his radio show. He said:

"It's been said ... there is a private video recorded on a yacht, one that could implicate Alejandro Sanz, Shakira and Antonio de la Rua." He even went as far as to suggest the tape was in the hands of the courts.

A joint statement of all parties involved disclosed this statement:

"This is a false rumor. This is totally absurd any way you look at it. There is no possibility that such a video exists. It is a baseless and malicious rumor."

Well at least Lindsay Lohan doesn't have to step up her game after all.