Chris Brown Gets Probation For Beating Rihanna

I never thought lady justice was a bi-polar broad in need of a good slap back to reality. Of course I never thought that a dude who beats the hell out of his girlfriend would get probation...but what do I know.TMZ reports:

Down to business, the judge sentenced Brown to perform hard labor at the Commonwealth Catholic Charities in Richmond, VA, where he must also take a 52-week domestic violence course. The judge ruled Brown -- who pleaded guilty to felony assault -- must stay 100 yards away from Rihanna, unless they are both at an entertainment-related event, in which case he must stay 10 yards away. The protective order lasts 5 years. He must provide DNA samples as requested by authorities. Brown must also keep in touch with the Probation Department and is subject to search and seizure 24/7 for the next 5 years. He can't own any dangerous weapons, including guns or knives. Brown must pay $2,500 in restitution and another $2,500 in probation expenses. He must also pay a $30 criminal conviction fee -- BARGAIN! He must also pay $400 that goes into a domestic violence fund. Brown must get prior approval before leaving the country. As Brown left court, female fans could be heard screaming "I love you."

Parents should be proud of all there little girls screaming for a known woman beater. That's like giving a high five to O.J after he chopped off a dudes head, or giving the customary pat on the butt too Perez Hilton for crying on YouTube...I think I threw up a bit in my mouth.