Elizabeith Taylor Overdose Almost Lands Her In The Grave!

Elizabeth Taylor, the 76 year old dinosaur, was rushed to the hospital after mixing booze and prescription pills. I don't know if I was more shocked by the story or the fact Taylor was still alive. The old bat was star of such movies as Cleopatra starring DEAD Charles Heston, and Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf whose co-stars are also DEAD. I see a theme here. In any case the 76 year old star was shocked at the feat of dieing. Enquirer Reports:

"Liz was panicking. She really thought she was going to die!" a close friend told The ENQUIRER.

Liz has been to the Betty Ford center twice already. If she spends any more time at the rehab center they will have to make permanent accommodations for her, kind of like Lindsay Lohan.

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