
The day after Reynolds served
his balls to Scarlett Johansson on a silver platter, she was seen wearing them
around her neck. As men cried everywhere, women cheered at the newest neutered
dog of the celebrity kingdom.
"The Lost In Translation actress looked delighted as she showed off her
new diamond ring for the first time as she attended the Metropolitan Museum of
Art's Costume Institute Gala in New
York City last night. The 23-year-old and Canadian
beau Reynolds, 31, started dating in March 2007 - a month after the Just
Friends actor ended his three-year engagement to singer Alanis
Morissette."
Normally I would run faster then a Mexican hopping the border, but Scarlett is
hot...