The day after Reynolds served his balls to Scarlett Johansson on a silver platter, she was seen wearing them around her neck. As men cried everywhere, women cheered at the newest neutered dog of the celebrity kingdom.

"The Lost In Translation actress looked delighted as she showed off her new diamond ring for the first time as she attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York City last night. The 23-year-old and Canadian beau Reynolds, 31, started dating in March 2007 - a month after the Just Friends actor ended his three-year engagement to singer Alanis Morissette."

Normally I would run faster then a Mexican hopping the border, but Scarlett is hot...

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