Kenny Chesney has to be the luckiest man on earth. Not only is the former Ex of Renee Zellweger a country star with a ton of cash, but he has girls drooling all over him. This weekend Chesney couldn't even stand and he still hand two hot blonds jocking his junk!

Compare this with the fact that a prostitute wouldn't even play with my palm pilot for a hundred spot! Its ok I don't need her crabs anyways...she wasn't even that cute...I think she was a dude....God I am depressed.

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