The French Fashionsto, Christian Audigier, celebrated his birthday this weekend in style! The attendees included a whore, a slut, and a child molester...you know them as Pamala Anderson, Britney Spears, and of course the gloved one, Michael Jackson. There was even a moment in the night that n Michael made an appearance on stage and grabbed something other then little boys genitals:

"Was this the moment he was going to break into song and end his years of silence? Er, no...all they got as Jacko, 49, stepped onto the platform was a whispered, "Hello". He added politely: "Christian is the King of Fashion" before turning on his heels and trouping off. An insider said: "Everyone went mad when he grabbed the microphone. The mood was electric. "But sadly there was no impromptu gig. It was a shame because he looked in pretty good shape. He was obviously just putting in an appearance for his old pal Christian."

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