Gary Dourdan has it all: Women, Star role on CSI, and a half pound of coke. Dourdan was arrested with a ton of Argentina's finest, and faced up to four years in the clinker. Dourdan however weaseled his way into a Meer 16 class drug program with no jail time.

"As a result of today's proceedings, Gary has been given diversion (a drug treatment program)," his lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley said outside the Lawson Justice Center. "He very much regrets what happened and he's very embarrassed by what occurred, but he's looking forward to moving on and getting back to work."

If I was Dourdan I would have got the book thrown at me. I guess when you are rich and famous you get a cushy drug program. The only cushy thing I would have gotten was a pillow to bite on while my cell mate when to town on me. Unfair I say ...Unfair.