Lindsay Lohan is one of the unclassiest women you will ever meet, so of course she was the one person at the MTV Music Awards that had to show a sneak peak of her mouse trap. This girl is too much! First she goes bulimic on us, than she rides the white pony, and then the whole lesbian hump fest with Samantha Ronson...eww.? The horrible thing is that we all expected this. No one and I mean NO ONE even took a second look when Lohan's skirt went over her head. That is so normal for her that I am still wondering when the traumatizing sex tape is going to emerge! Lying on her back is her true talent, so she might as well make so dough off it.