Bobby Brown is known for his crack
addiction so of course his son Landon had to out-do daddy dearest. The Sun
Reports that Brandon is boasting that he nailed Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom:
"Me and Lindsay got
really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party,
and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first
saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the
bathroom and she followed me in."
Lrandon my man I know you are trying
to outdo you're daddy but come on. Saying "I think she knew who I was when she
first saw me," when your Dad doesn't even know who you are, is a bit of a reach
my man. It's not like you had to say much to get us to believe you. You could have
said "that I lead her into the bathroom with a trail of bread crumbs," or "I
put coke on my no no spot and she wanted to make sure she got all of it off." Next
time remember you don't have to say much for us to believe a whore sleeps
around.