We all have been wondering what has happened lately with Police Academy actor, Steve Guttenberg. Of course by "all" I mean his mother, and by "wondering" I mean still alive. We are happy to report he is still alive and torturing small animals. Recently when a NY fan wanted to take a picture of the guy, he freaked out; turned green and anointed he would kick the BLEEP out of him. Now I know it takes a real man to beat an elderly Asian guy to the ground, but Guttenberg could have been a bit more polite about it. I know I was a bit more respectful when I punched Grandpa in the chest for trying to be "nice" to me. Grandpa knows what's up now...Respect Homez!

Honestly he should just be happy people know who he is, other than the white dude being a douche bag, flipping out on some poor old guy. What do you think?