Mario Lopez is back on the market after cheating on and dumping,
former Dancing With The Stars teammate, Katrina. Normally when this happens a
guy likes to try on a number of different vagina's to make sure he gets one that
has a snug fit. Apparently he has already gone over the blueprints of Eva
Longoria's sweat spot, with former tenants and figures it be a perfect fit. One
small problem...Eva is married:
"We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time
ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody. But we hit it off
and I have the utmost respect for her. Tony Parker is a lucky guy. I was in
(sic) her wedding. I walked her mum down the aisle."