Lindsay Lohan's life is a complete mess. She has gone to rehab on several occasions, DUI's, Stole Steve-o's cocaine, stole a mink jacket, and is messing around with a butch dike-like creature. Lindsay is one more fuck up away from an appearance on the Maury Show. But even Lindsay was shocked when she found out her dad, Michael Lohan, had cheated on her mom and given the world another bastard child. OK reports:

"In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman he was messing with behind Dina's back] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

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