It seems that Spencer Pratt got all butt hurt over Mary-Kate's statement about Pratt on Letterman. Normally I would just shrug my shoulder and tell myself that a trust fund baby really doesn't deserve any coverage. That changed of course when he called Mary-Kate a troll:

"She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me." The two went to high school in L.A. - though Spencer says he went to Crossroads, while MK went to Crossroads...I know I've made it when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman," says Spence."

He has made it. When a piece of shit can transform himself into a walking talking STD, you know magic has happened.