Finally Jamie Lynn Spears popped out
another redneck in the making!
"Just the family was there," says a source about
the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana
hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."
Some people call me a guru of sorts so I am well versed in being
able to tell the fate of families. I see a baby being breast feed by an illegal
Mexican prostitute, whose milk mostly consists of tequila. I see Jamie Lynn
going on Maury with 10 different possible fathers. Oh the future is bright for
this new family, with such guidance as Britney Spears, and the lovable coke
fiend K-Fed. If you want your fortunes unveiled by the guru please dial 1-800-
Dumbass.