Lindsay Lohan's life is a complete mess. She has gone to rehab on several
occasions, DUI's, Stole Steve-o's cocaine, stole a mink jacket, and is messing
around with a butch dike-like creature. Lindsay is one more fuck up away from an
appearance on the Maury Show. But even Lindsay was shocked when she found out
her dad, Michael Lohan, had cheated on her mom and given the world another
bastard child. OK reports:
"In a statement to OK!, Michael
says, "Years later [the woman he was messing with behind Dina's back]
contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that
she had my child."