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Brandon Fraser Is A Sex God!
Pump it1 Dump it1      Posted on: 13-Jul-2009

 

I always remember when my girl said god I wish you could look like that guy from the mummy, Brandon Fraser.  I sent her these pictures and am like "what you want me to be the big white Buddha".   In Brandon's defense he is a Lions fan and they went 0-16 this season which lead to a tragic spiral of ding dongs and hoe hoe's. Now Brandon is so fat that he can't even see his penis. Look at the bright side though at least Brandon Fraser can afford Spittzers call girl to get his rocks off.


Type:GOSSIP
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Jenna Jameson Is Pregnant. Prego Porn Anyone?
Pump it1 Dump it0      Posted on: 15-Aug-2008

Jenna Jameson, the retired Queen of porn has announced today that she is pregnant. Jameson has told reporters that she would like to have a natural birth. Women everywhere cringed, but do not worry ladies Jenna has had larger things (penis pun intended) coming out of her then a 5 pound baby. Whew crisis avoided:

"Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson's assistant didn't return calls and Ortiz's rep had no comment."

I can't wait until the kid's first "bring you're parent to work day", when the teacher has to slap on the 11 inch dong to show students how mommy makes the mullah. Watch out students she has been known to squirt.


Type:GOSSIP
Paris Hilton's Chest Is Bigger
Pump it0 Dump it0      Posted on: 16-Jul-2008

   

We all know that Paris Hilton's boobs are is big as mini me's, mini man stick. That is why I stopped in aww to see some of the recent pictures of her. She actually looks like she has some honkers...go figure. This news further makes us believe that Paris is pregnant, or that she sprinkled some magic fairy dust on that chalk board. What do you think?


Type:GOSSIP
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Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins!
Pump it0 Dump it0      Posted on: 07-May-2008

Star Magazine has just learned that the woman with the best DSL's ever, Angelina Jolie, will be giving birth to Twins! The births will happen sometime in July.

 

"Angelina and Brad will be adding two more girls to their growing family when Angie gives birth in July, Star has learned exclusively. And they are ecstatic at the news that they are having twin daughters. "Brad can't wait - he absolutely adores little girls," says a family insider. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy."

 

I am looking forward to being the creepy old man picking up on these two girls in 2026. I am already working on the pick up lines now. "Let's make like a squirrel. Can I bust a nut in your hole." Bingo there's a winner!

Type:GOSSIP
Tags:Angelina Jolie , Brad Pitt , Twins , July Birth , PregnantAngelina Jolie , Brad Pitt , Twins , July Birth , Pregnant , prego moremore moreless
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